Clint thoughts

In honor of the Super Bowl office epsiode

2009-02-01T07:10:00.000-08:00

My New Gun

2009-01-29T08:18:00.000-08:00

I love my new gun, it has three 20 round clips and Obama doesn't want me to have it.....what could be better. I used our food storage budget to buy it...my thought process is if I have 60 bullets that's either 60 halves of beef (or elk or venison or whatever game is in season) or 60 people who will donate their food storage to me :)

After a brief Hiatus

2009-01-28T12:28:00.000-08:00

I am back to blogging, I think everyone should know I am starting a new religion, and its pretty much based on Dwight Schrute and everything he does. By the way incase you don't know the superbowl is just the pregame show for what is shaping up to be the best Office episode ever....so watch the Superbowl just to see previews!!!

2008-11-05T13:55:00.000-08:00

I don't realy think this picture needs alot of explaining. Utes-Gay-Clay Aiken enought said. I am sure Lance Bass (another Ute fan) is happy to have company on the UTE bandwagon.

We found Obama's Birth Certificate from Hawaii

2008-11-04T11:11:00.000-08:00

now try and say "he is not eligible to be POTUS!!!!"

I turned to the dark side...for one day

2008-11-04T11:08:00.000-08:00

I always wanted to have the force and even if it meant joining forces with the dark lords of the sith. I became Darth Thusias half brother of the famed Darth Maul (we take after dads side)my sword is much shorter than his but like I tell Cathleen "its not the size of the sword, its the skill of the swordsman"

Election day

2008-11-04T11:04:00.000-08:00

guess how I voted? yes I hope everyone goes out and votes. The way I put it..."I can't complain if I don't vote". I would rather vote for a cartoon character than either of the idiots running but...Mcain seems the lesser of the two idiots...but I am not voting for him I voted for....Clint yes i am running for President! I guess my chances are about what Ralph Nader's are right?

This is the ultimate feast, I'll take 3 please

2008-07-04T07:33:00.000-07:00

Krispy Kreme double cheeseburgers, what a treat. It combines the goodness of the KK and the deliciousness of a double cheese. What could be better, now cops everywhere will have extra incentive to hit the donut shop.

In loving memory...

2008-07-02T12:40:00.000-07:00

From time to time you come across someone that touches your life in a way that cannot be forgotten. They become more than just a friend, but someone you adhere to like glue that binds it all together. Not only are there the moments of trust and understanding, but the spiritual uplifting and cheer they bring. Last September the one who was all this and more to me was taken from this earth in a cruel form of murder and torture. Though I was not privileged to ever meet her, she touched my life none the less. I wanted to be the one to apply the fungal crème at the base of her tail. I would have given anything to give her the kidney medicine. Why wasn’t I there to let her out of the cold trap that eventually caused her utter demise? This is in memory of Sprinkles, may she rest in peace and may her memory forever bless your life.

Due to many request here is the picture of me in a speedo

2008-06-25T14:54:00.001-07:00

ladies enjoy, this is truly eye candy. Sorry ladies I am a married man....Crush away

Ahhhh how refreshing!

2008-06-19T19:03:00.000-07:00

A Hollywood hottie not afraid to speak her mind or the truth in the face of the liberal backlash that is sure to ensue. Here is to you JS for standing up to "the man" and doing what is natural and not backing down to in the face of the Bully. I may not like your voice, I hate your boyfriend and I can't stand your sister, but to me you will always be "in the club"... Welcome!!!!

Weekly Tribute-American Heroes

2008-06-17T10:19:00.000-07:00

My weekly tribute is of a true American Hero, Ted Nugent. Not only is he the epitome of everything that America is, was, and should be. He is leading a crusade to educate the future generations, and will one sad day leave this world a better place.

Chicks do not dig Bald Dudes!

2008-06-16T15:22:00.001-07:00

If you ever hear a guy say this or happen to hear a girl proclaim it, it means one of two things. The poor chick is with a bald dude, or the dude is bald. Bald is beautiful is a slogan made up by a bunch of bald dudes with no prospects. How many hot chicks do you see with bald dudes? I have to give it up to Faith Hill, she is pretty hot, and ole Tim is bald as a baby’s ass. These examples, however, are few and far between. Find me a hot chick and more than likely she is with a guy with a full head of hair or the guy she is cheating with has a full head of hair.

Animals and Down Syndrome

2008-06-16T08:39:00.001-07:00

I am sure everyone knows what causes Down Syndrome in humans. Well apparently it happens in animals too. Unfortunately the dog that shares a living space with me has been afflicted with this disease. This dog literally has crap for brains. Sometimes it thinks it is a deer and runs like one. It will never drop the ball when you want him to, just when you don’t; all slimy on your bare leg. It thinks the Pizza (or any other human food) left on the table is for him (just like a human retard). It thinks it can crap and piss whenever it wants to; on the couch, in the middle of the floor, ON MY CLEAN CLOTHES. Except if a real retard plays in the road, it gets run over. This dog at least has been able to move out of the way. So there is one good thing it has been able to do. Oh and it can get the paper……

The best personal lubricant, and oh so much more...

2008-06-13T09:12:00.000-07:00

The single greatest human invention in my opionion is KY Jelly. Think about it; its uses are innumerabel. Of course there is its original intention, to aid the doctor in freezing the pregnant bellies of women. But I have found a few other practical uses.
Chip dip

Hair pomade

Toothpaste (in a pinch)

Spot cleaner

Motor oil

Suntan lotion

Ointment...

anyway if you can think of anything else let me know. I wish I could think of at least one other use???? I feel I am missing one...anyway I just really like the stuff for some reason, it has improved my life so much....I owe very much hapiness to that invention for all the reasons I mentioned, and one more that slips my mind????

Guns, Guns, Guns

2008-06-12T20:02:00.000-07:00

Often I hear people who believe the world would be a safer place if you took all the guns away. The truth is, then only the bad guys would have them. Armed, responsible US citizens keep us all safe. The university shootings that were well publicized (think Virginia Tech) happened in states where citizens are not allowed to carry. If just one armed citizen who carries, trains and prepares, could save lives in these cases. I for one carry a gun everywhere, and I am prepared to defend my life, property, family, and freedom; even if it means the one trying to take that away ends up dead. Does that make me a vicious psychopath? Think what you will; I pray each day, as most in law enforcement do, that I never have to draw my weapon. But I also pray to be swift, perceptive and effective if I ever do!

Got Hair

2008-06-12T14:49:00.000-07:00

there is nothing worse than making out with a chick with a moustache. I mean don't they know there are products out there for that? I stayed at the Whiskey Petes just outside of Vegas and the girl at the desk had a moustache that would make Magnum PI blush. So, no I did not make out with her I can just imagine what it would be like if I did.......ooooh

I like Meat

2008-06-12T14:14:00.000-07:00

I am 100% carnivore, not a vegitarian bone in my body. I subscribe to the Ted Nugent philosophy of people eating tasty animals. I have no dis-respect to tree huggin, berkanstock wearin liberals who kill babies but won't harm a bunny, to each his own. You can go out and wreck the world while I eat delicious, tasty animals.